What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:27

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What do you mean son?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

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True - how I loved my mum!

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

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What! how could you do that?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

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Do you know what she said mum?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

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Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!